You literally slept in my bed to avoid him.

I can never pull off a hat.

I think that I may be the voice of my generation. Or at least a voice. Of a generation.
- Girls 1.01: Pilot

I just know she’s going to show up late wearing some fabulous, blanket-y dress from a Grecian marketplace and be like, “Oh, I can’t remember where I got this.”

You know how many people McDonalds feeds every day?

I’m going to find you a job worthy of your talents.

Why do we need to get lube?

I thought that was just a suggestion.

So the account is totally closed?

I think Jessa will appreciate the welcome home dinner. It’s a very friend-ish thing for us to do.